Expired

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Sharing lessons I learned during my near-death experience with a (un)healthy dose of humor.

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About Ulla Gaudin

Existential troubleshooter and professional question asker. Died 30 years ago but decided to come back. Oscar and Emmy nominated makeup artist. Mama Bear of 2 amazing humans. Writing my memoir ๐ธ๐‘ฅ๐‘๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘‘. ๐Ÿ’ซ

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