Expired

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Sharing lessons I learned during my near-death experience with a (un)healthy dose of humor.

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About Ulla Gaudin

Existential troubleshooter and professional question asker.
Died 30 years ago but decided to come back.
Oscar and Emmy nominated makeup artist.
Mama Bear of 2 amazing humans.
Writing my memoir ๐ธ๐‘ฅ๐‘๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘‘.

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