Reflections on the writing life, exposés on the dark heart of the publication world, and motivational self help in the style of Homer Simpson and Arthur Schopenhauer.
Future bestselling humour novelist and/or Miss Universe.
The Wind in the Willows but with more shagging. I publish twice a week unless I'm out the back getting pumped by the landlord for rent.
News, Tips, and Insider Info for the sophisticated members of the Smillew Top Hat Seminar Society