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Future bestselling humour novelist and/or Miss Universe.
The Wind in the Willows but with more shagging. I publish twice a week unless I'm out the back getting pumped by the landlord for rent.
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Not just poems. Rants, thoughts, unfiltered and uncensored. A bit more free than the stuff I write on Medium. Maybe.