Frank T Bird
by Frank T BirdFrank T Bird
About the Substack
The Wind in the Willows but with more shagging. I publish twice a week unless I'm out the back getting pumped by the landlord for rent.
Free Subscription Benefits
- 30ml (Approx 1 fluid ounce for you Americans) of my literary spunk
Paid Subcription Benefits
- The whole rest of the chamber.
- Listen to my podcast if I ever start it.
- Rainbow reacharounds from my Uncle Jack with the tiny hands.
Paid Subscription Plans
- $59.99 a year
- $5.99 a month
About Frank T Bird
Am I supposed to tell you what I've done n that? What's the point? We'll all be dead soon, you fucking badger fanciers.
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