Better Call Kong

Better Call Kong

About the Substack

Follow a former prosecutor’s descent into the madness known as criminal defense work

Free Subscription Benefits

• Random jokes and legal tidbits, plus the Kong's Coffee Cast

Paid Subcription Benefits

• The inside working of me building my law firm
• How to build networks and skills to 10X your business or life
• Non-stop comedy and legal stories from behind the bench that you will not find anywhere else

Paid Subscription Plans

• $7 a month
• $80 a year

About BowTiedKong

I'm a Prosecutor and comedian. I tell you how the legal system really works. You'll also get comedic and persuasive public speaking tips. I also do Ayahuasca. Buckle up!