Better Call Kong

Better Call Kong

About the Substack

Follow a former prosecutor’s descent into the madness known as criminal defense work

Free Subscription Benefits

• Free posts, occasionally jokes

Paid Subcription Benefits

• The inside working of me building my law firm
• How to build networks and skills to 10X your business or life
• Non-stop comedy and stories you won't see on X

Paid Subscription Plans

• $60 a year
• $6 a month

About BowTiedKong

I'm a Prosecutor and comedian. I tell you how the legal system really works. You'll also get comedic and persuasive public speaking tips. I also do Ayahuasca. Buckle up!