PROTECT YOUR F*CKING SPARKLE

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PROTECT YOUR F*CKING SPARKLE is a publication by sex and dating columnist and critically acclaimed author of GIRL, STOP STOP PASSING OUT IN YOUR MAKEUP, Zara Barrie. Essays on love & sex; feelings & fashion; burning it down & starting again.

Free Subscription Benefits

  • Weekly musings on love, dating, sexuality, lifestyle & culture

Paid Subcription Benefits

  • Weekly ~PROTECT YOUR F*CKING SPARKLE~ affirmations by Zara for a ~glittery life~
  • Access to *full* affirmation archive & musings archive
  • Affirmations available in video, written & audio formats

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  • $77 a year
  • $7 a month

About Zara Barrie

Author of GIRL, STOP PASSING OUT IN YOUR MAKEUP, seasoned Sex & Dating columnist, creator of GIRLS ON JANE, and ~certified~ life coach for bad bitches of all ages.

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