PROTECT YOUR F*CKING SPARKLE

About the Substack

PROTECT YOUR F*CKING SPARKLE is a publication by sex and dating columnist and critically acclaimed author of GIRL, STOP STOP PASSING OUT IN YOUR MAKEUP, Zara Barrie. Essays on love & sex; feelings & fashion; burning it down & starting again.

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  • Weekly musings on love, dating, sexuality, lifestyle & culture

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  • ~PROTECT YOUR F*CKING SPARKLE~ videos to get REAL in the FEELS, the Sex, the Love, the Heartbreak, the Fashion, The Feelings
  • Access to *full* affirmation archive & musings archive
  • Affirmations available in video, written & audio formats

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About Zara Barrie

Author of GIRL, STOP PASSING OUT IN YOUR MAKEUP, former Senior Writer for Elite Daily and GO Magazine, creator of GIRLS ON JANE, lesbian big sister of the internet & certified life coach for bad bitches of all ages.

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