Chronicles of a Xennial

About the Substack

A proud Xennial stuck between rewinding cassette tapes and refreshing Slack threads. Iโ€™m here to share the hilarity, hustle, heartbreak, and hope of navigating adulthood as someone who grew up analog and now lives in a digital world.

Free Subscription Benefits

  • Weekly(ish) posts filled with real talk, humor, and honest takes on life as a Xennial

Paid Subcription Benefits

  • Every month, one lucky paid subscriber will win a fun, low-key, nostalgic prize.
  • Bonus content: audio notes, rants, and mini podcasts made only for my paid subscribers.
  • Your subscription helps cover dental school tuition for my Gen Z son โ€” and increases the odds he wonโ€™t live with me forever. Win-win.

Paid Subscription Plans

  • $77 a year
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About Chronicles of a Xennial

Oregon Trail survivor. Mixtape queen. Xennial with stories to tell and truths to spill. Lifeโ€™s weird. Letโ€™s talk about it.

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