The Halfway Cafe

The Halfway Cafe

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Dadaist graffiti news. Halfway true comedy and satire by Dash MacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them.

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About The Halfway Cafe

Dash MacIntyre's writing studio of Dadaist graffiti news comedy, serious commentary, and other creative writings. Subscribe to get it sent right to your inbox. Satire is cathartic in fascist eras.