The Halfway Cafe

The Halfway Cafe

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Dadaist graffiti news. Halfway true comedy and satire by Dash MacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them.

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About The Halfway Cafe

Dash MacIntyre's writing studio. A varying mix of The Halfway Post's dadaist graffiti news and comedy, MacIntyre's more serious commentary, and other creative writings. Subscribe to get it sent right to your inbox.