The Halfway Cafe

The Halfway Cafe

About the Substack

The Halfway Cafe newsletter is a literary magazine that aggregates Dash MacIntyre's humor, political thoughts, poetry, and cultural commentary as well as the best of The Halfway Post's liberal, satirical news.

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• You will get my Dada News, comedy, and commentary right to your inbox!

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• You will be a heroic patron of my political Dadaism! I don't report the facts, I improve them, and I need your help!
• I will tell everyone you don’t poop, you learned to drive at age three, and your magical birth turned winter into spring.

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About The Halfway Cafe

Dada news. Halfway true comedy and satire by Dash MacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them. Subscribe to get my comedy right into your inbox!