The Crank

The Crank

About the Substack

The Crank combines caustic cultural analysis with a penchant for plastic hair every Monday

About The Crank

When the world turns to unhelpful slop, turn to The Crank - the only niche online publication that combines fake hair with caustic cultural analysis. Originality is dead - and you need a washed-up drag hag to tell you exactly how to think.