Silence, Brand!

Silence, Brand!

About the Substack

Silence, Brand! is an internet culture and marketing newsletter written by unhinged brand marketing professionals 🦀

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• A glimpse into the void — see what you’re missing, feel the FOMO, you know the drill

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• Access to our full archive — dig through every weird, wild, and world-shattering post we’ve ever made
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• Insights from real marketing professionals — yes, actual marketing humans, not just crabs with keyboards

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About 🦀 Anonymous Crab 🦀

Welcome to silence, brand! — where marketing fever dreams, meme cults, and viral chaos gather for a tri-weekly potluck of internet absurdity.