Cult of Friday

Cult of Friday

About the Substack

Fueled by curiosity, anxiety, and hope that you’ll like me even though no worries if not! Here you’ll find (very) short and (hopefully) funny essays twice a month-ish with observations of adulthood and surviving late-stage capitalism with a MFA in clown.

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About Sarah Gardner

Sarah is currently wandering northern Minnesota where she writes, guides nordic sauna experiences, knits cozy sweaters, and hopes for snow. She doesn’t want you to take it personally, but she will probably always like cheese more than she likes you.