Salty Notes from Nowhere

Salty Notes from Nowhere

About the Substack

Stories from the sea, the lens, and the spaces in between—told with sunburned honesty, questionable decision-making, and the kind of character-building that starts with nearly drowning in Cornwall.

Free Subscription Benefits

• You’ll receive select posts, transmissions, and dispatches from the edge of emotional and photographic collapse.

Paid Subcription Benefits

• The full archive is open to you. The logs. The breakdowns. The unlisted spirals. Everything we’ve screamed into the safe light—yours.
• Occasional locked posts, redacted footage, and field notes too unstable for the public feed. You’re on the list. The drawer opens for you now.
• You help this mess stay afloat. You bought us another roll of film. Another hour in the cave. Another offering to the lens gods. And Bob thanks you—begrudgingly.

Paid Subscription Plans

• £50 a year
• £5 a month

About Salty Notes From Nowhere

Photographer. Collector of sunburns, boards, and strange moments. Nearly drowned in Cornwall. Beard full of secrets, camera full of truth. Writing now because yelling at the ocean felt too temporary.