Parnell’s Substack

Parnell’s Substack

About the Substack

Essays, short stories, shitty poems and other stuff from my book "Killing the Devil and Other Excellent Tricks," my award-winning newspaper column, "Notes from the Small Pond," upcoming book projects, and stuff unfit for any other venue.

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About Parnell Thill

Everything is boring.