Not Enough Middle Fingers

Not Enough Middle Fingers

About the Substack

It’s like the love child of Nat Geo and Sex & The City

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About Danielle Ames

Danielle Ames lives in Buenos Aires, Argentina and has no emergency savings fund to speak of. She does however have monthly pregnancy scares like clockwork. She is, what some might call, a real catch.