The Bacon Beacon
by Laurel 🥓 CummingsThe Bacon Beacon
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The world's leading satire magazine. Imagine if Vogue and The Onion had a chic little baby, cute!
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About Laurel 🥓 Cummings
Comedy writer & doer. BravoTV. NetflixIsAJoke. McSweenys. Amazon Prime Video. MTV. Reductress. The Onion. I interview creatives & say jokes into microphones. Follow @laurelbaconcomedy for stand-up dates.
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