Forbidden Closet of Mystery

Forbidden Closet of Mystery

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Grand theories and denunciations of human behavior, with a light heart. Polemic regarding us talking apes. I idealize and admire stand-up comedians, scientists, and philosophers. Tom Robbins and Robert Sapolsky are my heroes.

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About Kryptogal (Kate, if you like)

Xennial lawyer in the Rocky Mountains. I'm interested in the primal motivations of overly-mediated, verbose apes with grand pretensions. Help me fill in my neural encyclopedia and I'll help you with yours.