one last thing

one last thing

About the Substack

this is a very serious publication for sexy & brilliant scholars. absolutely no humor writing whatsoever. no touching personal essays, either. no goddamn way.

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• occasional public posts

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• i'll be interviewing a comedian/writer who has done something cool biweekly. it'll be a private stream for paid subscribers.

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About kristofer thomas

my name is kristofer. i'm a comedian, writer, screenwriter, actor, and lover of parmesan goldfish. here is some personal writing.