The Final Girl Report Card

The Final Girl Report Card

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Each week, I analyze a final girl and give her a grade. Come for the horror, stay for the strange connections, the feminist criticism, and the goofy tangents.

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About The Final Girl Report Card

Digging into Final Girls, Feminism, and Horror History