The Hot Dog Cart

The Hot Dog Cart

About the Substack

WANTED: Highly feral, mildly exhausted, wildly creative weirdos DONE with fake promises, 6-figure flexes, and funnels with arms. Must enjoy laughing inappropriately, breaking rules unapologetically, and making business up as we go. No "normies", please!

Free Subscription Benefits

• A weekly dose of Dre keeps the gurus + their BS away

Paid Subcription Benefits

• Access to all the cart-sized experiments, discussions, and sweary behind-the-scenes
• People who'll make this less scary, painful, confusing, and overwhelming for YOU
• Monthly community-wide growth initiatives that'll create far-reaching, billboard-free ripples

Paid Subscription Plans

• $130 a year
• $15 a month

About Dre Beltrami

The OG of Personal Branding. I write with a middle finger that's 90% intuition, 10% spite, and 0% respect for industry norms. Expect rants, rebellion, and business moves so feral they come with a confetti cannon. 🥳