Hardwood Paroxysm

Hardwood Paroxysm

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About Hardwood Paroxysm

NBA Writer for nearly two decades. Action Network, CBS Sports, NBC Sports, AOL, Fansided, Hardwood Paroxysm. Basketball nerd obsessive, episodic writer, full-time maniac.