Farm for Metal: Albums that should exist but don't

Farm for Metal: Albums that should exist but don't

About the Substack

Albums that should exist, but don't - fake covers, fake stories, the best fake music albums in history. We grow our art and snark from genuine heirloom seeds just for YOU.

About Robert Furtkamp

The vast intersection of spirituality, guns, race-conscious politics, and postcards from the Abyss come together.