Everything Is Fine*

Everything Is Fine*

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Chronicling American life post-democracy. It's not that bad. It's fine*.

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About everythingisfineonline

We recognize United States is rocketing towards full-throated fascism, blasting past constitutional safeguards and dragging its people kicking and shrieking into the cold, dark space of techno-oligarchy, christo-fascism and environmental devastation.