Dad on the Rocks

Dad on the Rocks

About the Substack

Dad on the Rocks is a brutally honest, darkly funny look at fatherhood—served with a cocktail in every post

Free Subscription Benefits

• Occasional public posts (“Because chaos is better shared.”)

Paid Subcription Benefits

• Subscriber-only posts + full archive -More tantrums, more marriage debates, more existential dread
• Bonus post every month Stuff I cut from the main feed because even I thought it was too much.
• Drink of the Month recipe A brand new, highly questionable cocktail based on the week’s emotional damage.

Paid Subscription Plans

• $50 a year
• $5 a month

About Dad on the Rocks

Tired dad writing truth, sarcasm, and bourbon-soaked survival notes from the parenting front lines.