Dirge Rhetoric

Dirge Rhetoric

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An absurdist's dispatches: satire and zombie annals for the dead and the undead

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About Dirge Rhetoric

Dirge Rhetoric is Christopher Kelsall’s column of absurdism, satire, and linguistic invention—running commentary on the edge of a metaphorical cliff, where analysis and dry heaving laughter echo into the void.