Welcome to Cephalo Monk's Daily Comedy Journal!
I'm a 37 billion year old cephalopod in human clothing. Cursed/blessed to live multiple lifetimes in the same corporeal shell. While my memories start anew, my body keeps tally.
"Marcus has become one of our few indispensable public intellectuals. The more people read him, the better our actions in shaping Al will be." - Kim Stanley Robinson, author of Ministry for the Future
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