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Cassandra Bristow's deep dive into things that are kinda embarrassing, kinda pop culture savvy, kinda silly but also kinda real. Sometimes essays, sometimes prose poems, but it's always from my big mouth.

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About Cassandra Bristow

Writer person freak who is insecure about being obsessed with pop culture and/or love theory. Lives with a pet fish named after Ray Liotta.

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