NEVER A DULL MOMENT

NEVER A DULL MOMENT

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I make abandoned birdhouses and write essays that my mother thinks are distasteful.

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About camden noir

I may not be funny, but at least I’m funny looking. Just living my life and writing about it. One day at a time. Pro tip: Read the notes section.