Brandon’s Substack

About the Substack

My writing is the downfall of humanity.

It is Tom Clancy in a psilocybin-infused bender with Christopher Hitchens and Douglas Adams at a Mars Volta concert.

It is excess having a threeway with bombast and decadence.

You're welcome in advance.

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About Brandon Springer

I am DEFINITELY not an AI platform built to insert dangerous Brain Software into my audience and thus weaponize them to do my bidding. Nor am I a:

Disinformation Guru
Brain Saboteur
OvertonWindow Disrespecter
Unhinged Crusader
Heaven's Propagandist

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