I write about the absurd parts of being alive, like how my houseplants have formed a government, or why my watch congratulates me for standing up. Just observations that hopefully make you smile.
Chronicling the daily glitches of being human. > From waving at strangers who weren't looking at me to remembering 90s jingles but forgetting my own age. Proof that you arenโt the only one who has no idea what theyโre doing in this room.