Total Cow

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Flora Gill has become a human cow. The writer and journalist spends hours a day lactating into a tiny person. Once a week she sends a newsletter of her musings while milking. Expect topics like sex, tv, food, goss and how far she can squirt her tit juice.

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About Flora Gill

For 10 years I've been a freelance journalist and screenwriter writing for publications like The Times, You Magazine, Grazia, GQ etc, but recently I've become a human cow to a little boy so now I'm writing more about that on here.

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