Ask A Bitchface

Ask A Bitchface

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Real life advice, mostly hilarious commentary. Tangents, arguments, and ridiculousness prone to happen.

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About Ask A Bitchface

Ms. Macon, Former Southern Belle, Real Life Bitchface. Advice without fluff, and sorting through the emotional drivel to help you with your dumb ass dilemma.