Worthless Trash

Worthless Trash

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Just a little trash from my desk to yours. Jokes, books, movies, possum hygiene tips, etc.

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About Archer Parquette

I write Worthless Trash, a Substack of the highest imaginable quality. It’s mostly humor, books, movies – the occasional discussion of possum care.