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About the Substack

I might write about politics. I might write about culture. I might write about ghosts. I might write about mayonnaise. If any of these things interest you, you might be interested in what I write here.

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About Alley Valkyrie

Wayward raconteur, irritable leftist, struggling plant mom. I drink and I know things

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