Alien Sideboob
by John BirminghamAlien Sideboob
About the Substack
The column they wouldn't let me write for you.
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- Essays about stuff. Less swearing, more thinking. Fewer jokes about Chris Uhlmann’s inhumanly strong rectal muscles.
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- All the swearing, all the ranting, some possible light treason.
- Scheming and plotting in the comment threads.
- Your enemies, crushed beneath the ironshod feet of my war elephants.
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About John Birmingham
I write for food, and vengeance. Mostly vengeance.
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