Alecto Chaos

Alecto Chaos

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Blunt Horoscopes. Foul-Mouthed Tarot. Feminist Rants. Witch Shit.

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About The Cranky Astrologer

Professional astrologer, tarot reader & chaos magic practitioner writing about ancient mythology as it pertains to modern dilemmas. Astrology for people who dislike smoke blown up their ass. And I swear. A lot.