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The Crank combines caustic cultural analysis with a penchant for plastic hair every Monday
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When the world turns to unhelpful slop, turn to The Crank - the only niche online publication that combines fake hair with caustic cultural analysis. Originality is dead - and you need a washed-up drag hag to tell you exactly how to think.
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